Honey! The cat is sitting UPRIGHT! Quick, grab the tequila and my camera! Unnnhh... "Stupeed Americans, with their war machines and their Britney Spears. Eh. Life is Sheet." "So I says to the guy, I says, 'Guy. If you don't want me to go Joe Pesci on your candy ass right here and right now, you will get up and get the hell out of my seat.' I been coming here 15 years, now I gotta put up with this clown? I don't think so." <<<< Back      More >>>>